Funny Online Greeting Cards – Show Them You Have a Sense of Humor

Have you ever been to the greeting card section of a store and been dissatisfied with the selection? Or spent a large amount of time reading all of the ones that you possibly could and still couldn’t find one that captured the sentiment that you were looking to get across? Looking for cards can be very frustrating when you have something in mind and simply can’t locate anything that says what you are trying to say. Buying a card has always been a great answer to smoothing over a rough spot in a relationship, the best way to send holiday wishes or let someone know that you are thinking about them- but what happens when you don’t come across the right one?

Many people know that laughter is a great way to de-stress, and what better way to brighten up someone’s day, wish them a happy birthday or wonderful holiday than sharing some humor with them? The selection of humorous cards in stores is lacking, to say the least- with so many different types of humor, finding one that fits the sense of humor of the recipient can be tough. One can always find bathroom humor cards, dry humor cards and ones that joke about everyday things, but many times these are tied to one specific event – like a birthday.

What if one needs a humorous card for Father’s Day but the one they like says Happy Birthday? The great news is that one can locate funny online greeting cards in any style of humor possible. Stores only stock the most common sorts of cards, but one can find anything – even the most obscure things – via the internet. Additionally, if they can’t easily locate something that tickles their funny bone, it is simple to create a personalized card in which they can write anything that they choose!

Even the least creative individuals have found that creating funny online greeting cards is better than spending time (and money) purchasing a card that is not exactly what they intended’. Settling for the ‘good enough’ isn’t necessary when creating the perfect funny online greeting cards – for free – is an option! From templates to ready made text to quotes to animations, one can find just about anything that they can think of when they choose to make an e-card. People who have little experience with the computer have little to worry about, as online e-cards are simple enough for a technologically void individual to create.

Funny Construction Humor

Six Phases of a Construction Project:

1) Enthusiasm

2) Disillusionment

3) Panic

4) Search For The Guilty

5) Punishment Of The Innocent

6) Praise & Honors For The Non-Participants

Directory of Construction Terminology:

Contractor – A gambler that never gets to cut, shuffle or deal.

Bid Opening – A poker game where the losing hand wins.

Bid – A wild guess carried out to two decimal places.

Low Bidder – A contractor who is wondering why he’s left out.

Engineer’s Estimate – The cost of construction in heaven.

Project Manager – The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.

Critical Path Method – A management technique for losing your shirt under personal control.

OSHA – A protective coating made by half-baking a mixture of fine print, red tape, split hairs, and
baloney – usually applied at random with a shotgun.

Strike – An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken.

Delayed Payment – A tourniquet applied at the pockets.

Completion Date – The point where liquidated damages begin.

Liquidated Damages – A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.

Auditor – A person who goes in after the war is lost and bayonets the wounded.

Lawyer – A person who goes in after the auditors and strips the bodies.

Make Me Laugh – Finding Humor in the Not So Funny

Did you ever notice that sometimes it is hard to find anything funny, especially when you are feeling down? With overwhelming daily routines and personal pressures, having a good ole’ belly laugh while feeling stressed out and bogged down is easier said then done, right?

Maybe not, psychologists now say that even one minute of forced laughter is as mood enhancing as real laughter. Since the body does not know the difference between genuine and pretend laughter it naturally releases endorphins, the stress reducing hormones that make you feel good.’ Similarly, the relatively new concept of Laughter (Hasya) Yoga started in India in 1995 by Dr. Madan Kataria focuses on the same premise that laughter can in fact be independent of humour and still have therapeutic benefits. By teaching the body certain breathing techniques, simple stretches and Ho Ho Ha Ha chants, students reap the undisputed health benefits that laughter provides, by reducing stress, boosting the immune system, relaxing muscle tension, lowering blood pressure and oxygenating the blood, just to name a few.’

Finding humour and laughter in difficult and stressful times is indeed challenging. However, laughter may be the best coping mechanism we have to get us through tough times. When my mom had terminal Cancer, she insisted there could not be any doom and gloom around her and so the very best medicine we could give her and ourselves was humour and laughter. In such a helpless, horrible situation there is only two things you can do, feel sorry and cry or enjoy your last moments together with laugher, the very best emotion there is. By finding humour in the most dreadful of situations you shift focus and bring about a much needed dose of normality, unite with those you care about, and feel a little better.

Here are a few tips to help you bring laughter to the surface during tough times.

-Find humour in all things. Recognize the absurdity or ridiculousness of situations and circumstances.

-Laugh at yourself. Be a little silly, over-exaggerate your simple mistakes, embellish a few of your shortcomings

-Be spontaneous. The element of surprise is priceless, improvise and act on the unexpected

-Do humour related activities. Watch funny movies, read a funny book or play a funny game

Finding humour in the least of funny of situations can be very empowering, it teaches us to shift perspective, relinquish negative energy, heal the ailing spirit, and connect with others. Make a conscious effort to bring more humour into your daily life and you will be more inclined to tap into your funny side when you need laughter most. Laughter is not just an expression of happiness but an essential value for personal development.